1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
3. Hey babe, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
4. Can I borrow that change, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell in love
5. What's wrong?
You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.
6. Are your legs tired? 'cause you been running through my mind ALL day long.
7. Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
8. Is your father a thief? 'cause he stole the sparkle from the stars, and put it in your eyes. (yo, watch out though, and be
prepared with a snappy answer just in case she says 'yes')
9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
10. What's that in your eye? Oh..it's a sparkle.
11. If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?
12. Hey, I know that guy Phred..(just wanted to see if you were actually reading these)
15 Can I see that lable? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.
17. Do you like raisins? How about a date?
18. Do you have any Korean in you? Want some?
19. (Tap your thigh) You just think this is my leg.
20. So.. How am I doin'?
21. I miss my teddy bear..Would you sleep with me?
22. You look great and all, but do you know what'd really look good on you? Me.
23. Could I get some directions? ("To where?") To your heart.
24. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
25. (Grab her ass) Excuse me, is this seat taken?
26. I like every muscle in your body..especially mine.
27. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
28. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
29. Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
30. Was your father a baker? Cuase you've got a nice set of buns.
31. Can I flirt with you?
32. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
33. Hi, my name's _____., but you can call me "lover".
34. Hi, my names ______. That's so you know what to scream.
35. That outfit looks really nice, but it'd look even better in a
crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tommorrow morning.
36. The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
37. Would you be my love buffet so I could lay
you on my table and take what I want?
38. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
39. (another variation of the quarter thing) Could I borrow a quarter? Cause I want to call my mom
and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
40. (yet another quarter line). Could I borrow...Cause I just want to call your mother and thank her.
41. Once you get to know me, you'll find out
I'm a lot like an M&M. I just want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
42. You know, I've got the f, the c and the k, so all I need is you.
43. Those pants look very becoming on you,
but then again, if i were in your pants, I'd be coming too.
44. Was your father a thief? Cause he stole the thunder out of the skys and put them straight into your thighs.
45. They say the body's 98% water..and I'm kinda thirsty.
46. You know, there's been a rumor going around that you're a lesbian.
47. (lick your finger and then touch her shirt). Here, let me
help you out of those wet clothes.
48. I'm not sure if I'm gay. Will you help me find out.
49. Hey babe, do you wanna see something swell?
50. Drop em!
51. What do you like for breakfast?
52. Wanna F--- like bunnies?
53. Say, did we go to different schools together?
54. (Hand out a card that says) "Smile if you want to sleep
with me" and then watch them try and hold back their laughter.
55. Hi, my name is _____, how do you like me so far?
56. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
57. Hey baby, lets go make some babies.
58. (At the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Can I help?
59. (Motion with your finger for a girl to come over) I knew if I fingered you long enough you'd
come.
60. Hey babe, how bout pizza and a f___? HEY! What's wrong,>> don't you like pizza?
61. Woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You : "Do you have the
energy?"
62. (if the lady has kids) Say mother, want another?
63. You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
64. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
65. Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
66. Your face or mine?
67. (If she asks for a match) How
bout the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
68. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I'll guess you weight.
69. I'd look good on you.
70. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.
71. Sex is a killer..want to die happy?
72. I love every bone in your body..especially mine.
73. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
74. NOW, BITCH!
75. My face (or nuts) is leaving in 10 minutes..be on it.
76. Let's do breakfast tommorrow. Should I call you or should I nudge you?
77. I'm new in town..could you give me directions to your apartment?
78. I think you're the most beautiful girl I've seen..on a Wednesday
79. How did you achieve such an ugly effect with only FDA approved cosmetics.
80. You're ugly, but you interest me.
81. If I gave you a negligie for your birthday, would there be anything in it for me?
82. If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry, for fear of losing you.
83. I'm leaving this place...want to cum?
84. I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?
85. Why, you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to come across
86. Ok, f___ me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me.
87. I know i don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
88. Free mammograms, free mammograms here, get em while they're hot!
89. Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
90. That'a a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
91. Did you clean your pants with windex? I can practically see myself in them.
92. Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers
93. Do you have a boyfriend?
-Well, when you want a MANfriend, come talk to me -Want one?-Why don't you drop the zero and get with the hero
94. Did it hurt? *did what hurt* When you fell out of heaven.
95. Do I know you
from somewhere? Cause I don't recognize you with your clothes on.
96. I'm conduicting a feel test on how many women have pierced nipples.
97. Is it cold out or are you smuggling tic-tacs.
98. Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us,
99. Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
100. Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can i have the box it came in?
101. I'm not a cop, but what can I get for fifty bucks?
102. Inheriting 80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak>> heart.
103. Hello susie, your mom couldn't make it
this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you homw..my what a pretty dress.
104. If I was elvis, would you do me?
105. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!? I thought you knew..
106. Stare at her breasts "Cold out, isn't it?"
107. "what was that?" "that sound" "It was the sound of my heart breaking"
108. Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes.
109. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
110. Since we shouldn't waste in this day and age, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
111. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
112. If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now.
113. Either way, I'm going to have you tonight, so you might as well be there,
114. Wanna go halves in a baby?
115. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation??
"NO!" d'ya wanna go upstairs and talk?
116. (HOld out two fingers and say) "Why should women masturbate witht these two fingers? "I don't know" you say, "Cause they're mine
sweetheart"
117. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman
118. Hey babe, why don't you sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better.
